[
from trailer]
Sean:
[
running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
Trevor:
Not with skin on it!
[
from trailer]
Trevor:
[
in complete awe] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth.
[
Sean and Trevor have fallen behind Hannah, tired of climbing]
Sean:
I call dibs on the mountain climber.
Trevor:
What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.
Trevor:
[
as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shist.
Sean:
What?
Trevor:
It's a metamorphic rock. Green shist, white shist, micro-guarded shist...
Sean:
Oh. Shist.
Hannah Ásgeirsson:
[
all climbing down] Just make conversation with me Sean.
Sean:
So, uh, Hannah. Do you come here often?
Trevor:
[
laughs] That can't be the best you can do!
Sean:
[
yells] Hey! I'm trying to make converstation!
Hannah Ásgeirsson:
It's OK. No Sean, I don't come here often.
[
laughs]
Trevor:
[
sees Sean playing a PSP] What is that? A... Gameboy?
Sean:
PSP.
Trevor:
[
holds up Max's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.
Sean:
[
seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
Sean:
Rubies...
Hannah Ásgeirsson:
Emeralds...
Trevor:
Feldspar!
Trevor:
We're still falling!
Sean:
Oh, we're in deep schist.
Hannah Ásgeirsson:
No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.
[
recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them]
Trevor:
If your mother asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your uncle took you to Italy.
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