We're going to Montreal bitch!

Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating BOOM!

I'll get inside your face!

Are you referring to my muscular thick thighs

You've epically given me a boner

What do you guys have that no one else has?
Twin dongs!

Did you carve up any ice... with your wiener?

You smell like urine.
A lot?

Ahh, my nutsack!

Don't make me kill her!

Chazz: Dude, your hand's gotta be on top.
Jimmy: No way, the girl's goes on top.
Chazz: Yeh, ergo, chick.
Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!
Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.

those are just a few the whole movies filled with them

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