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Memorable quotes for
Baby Mama (2008)

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Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.

Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avitar's dressed like a hooker!

Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?

Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!

Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...
Angie Ostrowiski: - Out of the question...
Carl: - that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

Boo-Boo Buster: Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

Carl: I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!

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